
"Asphyxiant Gas: Evacuation and Aid
Do not allow victims to walk. Carry them gently.
Head to a nearby shelter.
Move to a safe location upwind."
• Pink Tentacle


Speaking of digital restorations. The good folks at the Criterion Collection asked me to lend a typographic hand to their release of Carl Theodore Dryer's Vampyr-- a wonderful and wonderfully surreal picture. Even though Vampyr is a sound picture it's full of subtitles and written text. Criterion puts it this way: "Subtitling Vampyr presents a special challenge. Dryer relies heavily on written text that fills the frame, and subtitles can be hard to read -or even see- against this background. For this reason, the Criterion Collection, taking care to reproduce the look of the original as closely as possible, prepared a version of the film in which the on-screen text has been digitally replaced with an English translation."
That's my great-grandmother Aliene and her brother Bud. -- I think that's his name. I'll have to check -- They lived in Gardena, California when this picture was taken. Their parents owned a flower farm there. I wonder if they knew Stymie and Dickie? If ever a picture could use some digital restoration, its this one. Stay Tuned.

Hellboy creator Mike Mignola's daft one-off "The Amazing Screw-On Head" has been adapted for television and it's previewing now on SciFi.com. It's too bad the animation doesn't always keep pace with Mignola's singular style —something aggravated further by limitations of online viewing. I suspect the washed-out hues are actually more saturated. Never-the-less, these deficiencies are amply redeemed by some witty writing and terrific voice work by Paul Giamatti as Screw-On, David Hyde Pierce as his arch nemesis and a droll Molly Shannon playing Mr. Head's once and former lady love. The twenty-four minute cartoon opens with a muddled and fitful start —the music doesn't help—but quickly finds it's feet, um, head. The loopy, shaggy dog story manages to incorporate President Abraham Lincoln, a zombie emperor, a parallel universe in the heart of a turnip and even the Homestead Act of 1862 —to name but a few. It's pretty much like the comic and that's says alot. America is a better place for it. And by America, I mean the world.